I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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