i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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