i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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