idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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