So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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