I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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