"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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