fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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