I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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