i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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