omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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