Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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