Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if only i could text you this smell
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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