Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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