Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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