we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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