i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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