I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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