hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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