Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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