It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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