Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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