oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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