Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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