So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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