once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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