i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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