If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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