you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
