Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
