so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
