I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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