I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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