Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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