im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We had sex on a dog bed..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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