She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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