Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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