i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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