and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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