so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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