Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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