Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
