it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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