No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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