Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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