I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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