I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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