its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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