Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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