Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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