What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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