why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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