belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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